So I thought you might be curious about what brings people to my blog. Well, I can tell you this, it’s not because of my books and not because of my writing.

They seem to be here mostly for Disney stuff. In particular, they search for things like “villain in Pinocchio”, “bad guy in Pinocchio”, and “Pinocchio antagonist”. I think it might be because people aren’t sure who the bad guy is. For my Disney Villains blog feature, I just chose all four–Honest John & Gideon, Stromboli, the Coachman, and Monstro.

Second place is that no one seems to know what that “limbo world” in Beetlejuice is. And I still don’t know myself. They call it Saturn, but that doesn’t make any sense. And unfortunately, we’ve been devoid of Beetlejuice follow-ups so there’s been nothing to help us out. Believe me, people, I feel your confusion. And I want some answers. Tim Burton, you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.
If it’s not some Disney search, usually to find the pictures that I use, then third and fourth place tends to waffle between “I hate Scott Pilgrim” and “My Kindertrauma: Tales from the Darkside (Inside the Closet)“.
But yeah, it’s usually Disney villains they’re looking for–Amos Slade, Dr. Facilier, Maleficent, etc. So it was a no-brainer to kick off a few more that I missed in the years since (I thought) I finished it up. But it’s not like I have any ideas of what to write about these days anyway.