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New Fan Fiction: Milk & Honey (Legend of Zelda)

New Fan Fiction: Milk & Honey (Legend of Zelda)

Remember when I said it was a long six weeks after my wife gave birth via C-section? Well, this is the result: “Milk and Honey”, a Legend of Zelda fan fiction and my first attempt at erotica.

What’s it about? Link has been having a sexual relationship with Zelda for a long time, but it has to be secret, because he’s a commoner, and Princess Zelda cannot have a relationship with a commoner. So he’s frustrated and bored. Until he helps a rain-soaked Malon at Lon Lon Ranch, and arousal develops.

So kiddies take note. This is an adult story with lots of adult graphic sex and description.

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Eric J. Juneau

Eric Juneau is a software engineer and novelist on his lunch breaks. In 2016, his first novel, Merm-8, was published by eTreasures. He lives in, was born in, and refuses to leave, Minnesota. You can find him talking about movies, video games, and Disney princesses at where he details his journey to become a capital A Author.

Reader Comments

  1. Nice to see you got inspired by amateur fan-fic. Haha. Not a bad one, but I would suggest adding a few more things to spice it up.

    The planned follow-up to Deus Ex Jenova used the Legend of Zelda cast, and had some stuff you might've found interesting (Saria and Ruto).

    I still have the unpublished chapter (Storybook Love) if you want to check it out.

    grey228 | hotmail

  2. In my personal opinion Malon is prettier than Zelda. Good story but I think you should continue it furthur.

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