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No Name

February 17, 2021 by Eric J. Juneau

If Neil DeGrasse Tyson got fat, he would be a Tyson Sphere.

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Psychic Vampires

May 20, 2019 by Eric J. Juneau

Are psychic vampires a type of person that can drain you mentally or is it a vampire who has psychic powers (like telekinesis or mind-reading)?

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Leprechaun knee sounds like “leper colony”

May 20, 2019 by Eric J. Juneau

That is all.

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I Just Got It

May 9, 2018 by Eric J. Juneau

Oh my God. I just got it. Alien Nation = “alienation” How did it take me this long to get it?

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Soraya LeBlanc

March 15, 2021 by Eric J. Juneau

Here’s a character I made up for some Reddit thing that’s going nowhere. Name: Soraya LeBlancOccupation: a wizard, specializing in divination and transfigurationAge: forty, been in magic training since eighteenWhere: born in the south of France, in a rural area. She’s a big city girl like Carrie Bradshaw in “Sex and the City”Motivation: obtaining wealth …

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Random Thoughts

August 24, 2022 by Eric J. Juneau

Are the “It” from “It Follows” and “It” from “It” related? Asking for a friend. OMG, I think The Rescuers and the Rescue Rangers are somehow related. Maybe they’re like rival companies? The Rescue Aid Society is the big business and Rescue Rangers is the offshoot startup. I think I’ve got my next Disney crossover. …

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Thought Experiment

May 10, 2018 by Eric J. Juneau

If you put some play-doh in a jar, and then some ants along with it, the ants would shape the play-doh into their world. It would become their world. And over time, the ants would evolve, they’d become intelligent. And eventually they’d wonder where the play-doh came from. What it is, what made it, what …

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Unisex Toilets

May 10, 2018 by Eric J. Juneau

I was thinking about North Carolina’s bathroom bill (see Wikipedia entry) and the total backlash against it, what with touring music acts and writers cancelling their trips, decreasing their own revenue to take a stand. Even states are turning their backs, like a metaphysical Klingon dishonoring ceremony. You can’t make a bathroom for everyone. First …

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Pro-Tip of the Day

May 7, 2018 by Eric J. Juneau

Serial Killer Pro Tip: Never kill anyone bigger than you.  It makes it more difficult to hide/dispose of the body.

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72 Virgins Would Be Horrible

August 24, 2022 by Eric J. Juneau

I know, I know, it’s a myth that the Koran says if you die promoting Islam, 72 virgins await you in Heaven, and that’s where all the extremists come from. Total lie. That doesn’t mean media doesn’t perpetuate it. Mostly for purposes of comedy these days. Along with the more common tropes of “virgin sacrifice”, …

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