"I was hit as a kid, and I turned out just fine!"
— Tony Gorder (@tonygorder) September 13, 2014
– People who, by virtue of the fact they're defending striking a child, are not fine.
The NFL will look up and shout "Are you ready for some football?!" …and I'll look down and whisper "No".
— Wonderella (@wonderella) September 16, 2014
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you'll be criticized anyway. -Eleanor Roosevelt
— PostSecret (@postsecret) September 23, 2014
My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1987.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 23, 2014
@ElisaInTime that little puppet Chicken McNugget Dracula in the McDonalds halloween commercials?
— Brandon Werner (@BBwerner) October 2, 2014
If you pay attention to racial representation in your work, it probably means you're secretly racist. Better just make everyone white.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) October 7, 2014
“@AdviceToWriters: Storytelling alters the storyteller. And a story is altered by being told.
— Brad Bird (@BradBirdA113) October 28, 2014
MOHSIN HAMID"
Listen. It's a very powerful thing. pic.twitter.com/jg4CRdQAnm
— IMAlive Crisis Chat (@_IMAlive) November 16, 2014
Some people call me heartless, but I disagree.
— Athena Scalzi: ASDQ (@AScalzi98) December 3, 2014
In fact, I just added another one to my collection today.
Nerds tend to misunderstand the difference between "realistic" and "internally consistent," the latter of which is what matters in fiction.
— Dresden Codak (@dresdencodak) December 5, 2014
Dear Sony Hackers: now that u run Hollywood, I'd also like less romantic comedies, fewer Michael Bay movies and no more Transformers.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 17, 2014
Nobody cares what you thought about Serial.
— Saved You A Click (@SavedYouAClick) December 19, 2014
Those rarest of days when you step back, look at what you've written and think,"It's the wizard who should be afraid…of me."
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) December 29, 2014
Best pun I've heard all year: "People should have known communism would fail. I mean, there were a lot of red flags."
— Tony Goldmark (@tonygoldmark) December 31, 2014
January 2nd – the first time you eat anything other than cookies, vodka and ham in a week-and-a-half.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) January 2, 2015
The Ghostbusters were four middle-aged guys who ran like they had rolls of quarters up their asses. This ain't Gloria Steinem.
— Wonderella (@wonderella) January 30, 2015
Does Twitch Play Pokémon… or does Pokémon Play Twitch? #PhilosophyMinor
— Linkara (@Linkara19) February 12, 2015
Do you ever get the feeling that, deep down, misogyny in gaming stems from residual anger that the princess was never in the fucking tower?
— Tony Goldmark (@tonygoldmark) February 12, 2015
Jewel wins at life. RT @JewelStaite: This is me reading your mean tweets pic.twitter.com/Lih8i2HG5r
— Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton (@wilw) February 15, 2015
“@postsecret: pic.twitter.com/0dmsrUsoPH”
— D Rhodes (@Rhodes040) March 1, 2015
— PostSecret (@postsecret) March 9, 2015
— PostSecret (@postsecret) March 13, 2015
How To Train Your Dragon 3: I Still Can't Seem To Train This Dragon
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) March 16, 2015
"Harassment is just the price you pay for being on social media."
— Abe “Bastard Keith” Goldfarb (@AbeGoldfarb) March 21, 2015
No, fuckface, it's the price we pay for YOU being on social media.
You will never read all the books you want to. That shouldn't stop you from getting new ones. Books are aspirational.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 22, 2015
