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    Tiny boar cooling off in tiny mud puddle pic.twitter.com/lSOra5hrPI — Awkward Animals (@SoVeryAwkward) May 31, 2018 Today seems like the right time to do a thread I've been thinking about for a while on how to handle the seemingly never-ending deluge of depressing and disturbing news. My tips are based on my time as a CIA military analyst in which I dealt daily with disturbing content. (1/) — Cindy Otis (@CindyOtis_) June 29, 2018 "How can I feel strong?" she said. "This hate potion would do," the witch said. "Oh. How can I BE strong?" "Don't take the hate potion." — A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) June 30, 2018 This is…

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    If I had listened to 'the rules' back in 1990, there would be no Harry Potter. Stories about schools are passé. 95k words is too long. — J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 9, 2017 The only rule is what works for you. People find that scary, so they try and grasp hold of a blueprint, but the only way is your way. https://t.co/XeW7NbQq4C — J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 9, 2017 "It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion about them. On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and…

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    The Dogs of 2016https://t.co/ef8Fd6TcaY — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 30, 2016 Twitter in 2015: What colour is this dress you guys?! Twitter in 2017: pic.twitter.com/6OdiQLIhMP — Philly Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) January 26, 2017 Trying to write in 2017. pic.twitter.com/W7fh01SXpd — Mary Ann Marlowe ★ pre-order Dating by the Book (@maryannmarlowe) January 31, 2017 Hillary is SiriusComey is WormtailPence is LuciusDeVos is Umbridge …and @jk_rowling is Professor Trelawney for seeing this coming. pic.twitter.com/cFS2Pv0FbW — Zach Hurst (@TheRLKing) February 1, 2017 Picard management tip: Tell good stories. The right story can persuade, inspire, or illuminate. — Picard Tips (@PicardTips) February 2, 2017 #ForeverMood pic.twitter.com/L5XwU5AXDs — 24K Black Girl Magic (@gocomshukurself) February 6, 2017 This…

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    If you have a cake, you can always eat it too. What the fuck is everyone talking about? — Tony Goldmark (@tonygoldmark) April 19, 2016 Love is when you walk in and your cat immediately rolls over and starts purring before you even do anything. Love. — justice for dragons (@TheWire2) April 27, 2016 @tonygoldmark One of the oldest debates in America: the role of the state in life. Liberty vs. Security. "Freedom To" vs. "Freedom From" — Kall Kylegren (@KyleKallgren) May 4, 2016 I don't have the solution. I just know when I had a gun pulled on me, I didn't think, "I wish I had a gun." I…

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    "The more personal it gets, the more universal it is." – @MaraWritesStuff #nerdconstories — Mallory Mankin (@MalloryMankin) October 9, 2015 "I am stuck inside of this body. You likely have a similar problem." @johngreen #nerdconstories — Sister Salad (@sistersalad) October 10, 2015 I am reminded a Blake's 7 quote: "I'm entitled to my opinion." "It's your assumption that WE are entitled to it as well that is irritating." — Linkara (@Linkara19) October 26, 2015 school made me feel sad and isolated all the time but it was worth it to know who invented a the cotton gin — Cullen (@HelloCullen) May 30, 2015 BTW you want a "safe space" find…

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    Everything stinks till it’s finished.DR. SEUSS#amwriting #writing pic.twitter.com/2waJSFVOOy — Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) March 20, 2015 No one is put off by convoluted continuity when the story is good. Story's the engine that can outrun the cops. — Phillip Hester (@philhester) April 2, 2015 I take cheese curds medicinally. — Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) April 17, 2015 Subtweet of the day: if you insist on playing Devil's Advocate, people have every right to think you agree with the devil. — Annalee (@LeeFlower) April 21, 2015 If you really need an oxford comma to know not to eat your grandmother, you're not as smart as you think you are. — Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed)…

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    "I was hit as a kid, and I turned out just fine!" – People who, by virtue of the fact they're defending striking a child, are not fine. — Tony Gorder (@tonygorder) September 13, 2014 The NFL will look up and shout "Are you ready for some football?!" …and I'll look down and whisper "No". — Wonderella (@wonderella) September 16, 2014 Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you'll be criticized anyway. -Eleanor Roosevelt — PostSecret (@postsecret) September 23, 2014 My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1987. — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 23, 2014 @ElisaInTime that little puppet Chicken McNugget Dracula…

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    There is no bad Christopher Walken performance, because that implies Walken can fail a movie. Movies can only fail Christopher Walken. — Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd) March 3, 2014 I feel like The Wizard of Oz has ALWAYS been 75 years old. — Wonderella (@wonderella) March 4, 2014 I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around with salads. — Alex Baze (@bazecraze) March 5, 2014 do award-winning male writers sit around and try and think of ways to make describing sex as unpleasantly as possible — AIMEE ❤ FLECK (@aimeefleck) March 7, 2014 Whatever she's going for–…