Here on “The Hot Girls You Don’t Know About”, we aren’t just about highlighting attractive and talented women, we’re also about discovery, and exposing truth where you might not think about it.
Take the new Wendy’s girl. If you’ve never thought about this new fresh-face is, here’s the skinny. This woman is Morgan Smith Goodwin, but her Facebook says she’s Maggie Mae Morgan. She’s an actress/singer, but I don’t see any IMDB page for her. Her website is supposed to be here, but I get a 404. Does this woman exist?
Aside from information more contradictory than the bible, she’s from the south and been in a few plays/musicals. And she’s a big fan of Celine Dion.
She’s really a blonde. This surprised me. I mean, I know her hair color is artificial, but I didn’t it was that artificial. I don’t know why she had to have red hair — her connection to the freckled girl on the Frosty cup is tenuous at best. Just because you have an image doesn’t mean that image has to be your ad man.
Still there’s something transfixing about her. Sometimes in a good way, sometimes in a bad way. The way she encourages the girl to pick a fresh Wendy’s salad instead of one at the supermarket is cute.
In the most recent one, she trolls the hipster who keeps spoiling the ending to movies they’re trying to watch. Something about the deadness in her eyes as she tosses the keys to him, saying they’re driving to Wendy’s, I can’t turn away from.
But isn’t that the mark of a good spokesperson? That they keep you captivated, paying attention. She has great delivery, great charisma, and great energy.
I’m not sure if I want to keep seeing her in Wendy’s commercials. Her first ones she had a cute Alyson Hannigan vibe, offering alternatives to cruddy food. Now she’s become like a temptress. The Jezebel of fast food.
Also, they are starting to get a little samey, especially the endings. She overlooks the victims of her trysts, stuffing their faces with greasy carbohydrated cow meat or hormone-laden chicken parts. She smiles smugly, satisfied. Like a king’s concubine who’s just finished her service, again proving why she’s his favorite, as she says “Now that’s better.”
I’m just kidding about the whore thing, of course. I’m sure she’s very nice.
38 Comments
Rocketsurgeon
She's cute, she's smart and she looks good in red. I'm all in.
Anonymous
oh yeah oh yeah oh yes!
i would love to show her a thing or two!
Anonymous
"She's really a blond." Are you SURE? Are those darks roots I see indicating she's really a brunette?
juneauej
Oops, you could be right. Stupid me — didn't consider the blond could be dyed too. Also, she doesn't have the skin tone of a real redhead, so that should've been a clue for me too.
Anonymous
this girl is so beautiful… this is pathetic of me to say, i know, but i wish she would marry me -_- and of course we would have a divorce, to my benefit, after we having an amazing honeymoon full of sex and lust
Anonymous
Oh my goodness this girl must be taking redhot pretty pills. I'm all in!!
Anonymous
The facial features coupled with the red hair is to look like Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother, American Pie movies, Buffy THe Vampire Slayer, etc.). But they could not afford her so they did a nation wide search and form Morgan Smith Goodwin (Sounds like a law firm or account firm) (also her initials are MSG – Wendy's doesn't use MSG or DO THEY?!)
Anonymous
She's the winner of the Alyson Hannigan Look-Alike Contest.
Wil
I am totally diggin' her my own damn self!
Heff
Gotta admit, I'd Baconate Her.
Anonymous
She's married IRL. Fuggedaboudit.
Anonymous
I would love the chance to make her say now that,s better and she wouldn't be talking about Wendy's :-)>
Jim Gerran
Hilarious. Alyson Hannigan is who I thought she was at first.
She was on Boardwalk empire this week, I see a Morgan S Smith in the credits.
No IMDB for that either.
Hondo Murray
Hey Eric, I noticed your blog among the results after I Googled "Wendy's redhead actress" in hopes I'd discover who she was. I liked your blog man. It was informative and funny too (Although, I thought the "Kings concubine" was a little much, But in your defense… other guys said worse in their comments. I mean, I agree she's hot but good grief, try to keep it in your pants guys. lol). Anyway, nice blog. Add me on facebook if you want (Relax Eric, I'm straight. I didn't want you to think I was hitting on you lol).
jason shiplack
Wow she is hot
Anonymous
Giggity
Anonymous
Would love to stuff her face with greasy meat. If you know what i mean
Anonymous
I have sifted through her garbage on many occasions looking for something that might incriminate her or perhaps tie her in with an espionage ring.
I have found nothing.
The woman is a saint and she does a fine job separating her recyclables.
I plan on leaving one of my old bowling trophy's on her doorstep some night as a symbolic award for her contribution to the betterment of the planet.
Anonymous
I know her as Wendy McColm from YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/user/wendymccolm
Anonymous
She is so hot
Anonymous
Anonymous: You may 'know' her as Wendy McColm, but it's not the same woman.
Anonymous
The Maggie Mae Morgan Facebook page says she work at Freckleface Strawberry from August 2010 to May 2011. Freckleface Strawberry is an off Broadway musical. The Playbill website dated Oct 01 2010 lists Morgan Smith as a cast member of that play.
Anonymous
She is more than hot, she is totally adorable and seems like she'd be a lot of fun to be around. Also am I the only one that feels a kind of Jennifer Aniston vibe?
Will I Am
Here's the thing I find a little unsettling about the whole Morgan Goodwin Wendys girl schtick:
If you pay attention and watch, she never really eats any of the food she endorses. Once in a while she puts a straw to her mouth or some other sleigh of hand to convince people she's partaking in [her own] product, but I have yet to see her actually consume anything other than my rapt attention to her ruby tresses…
Bacon Phat
It's like she was born to do these commercials. I'd like to know what else she was born to do.
Anonymous
Will I am, if she took a bite of a burger during every take making one of these commercials she would be big as a house
Anonymous
I can't help but imagine what it would be like . . . no matter what color
Anonymous
the 5th comment at 2:37am is so scummy its hilarious.
i mean the guy wants to marry her so that they can have sex but be married during it so its not like a sin (???) then divorce her to his benefit, i guess to get her money or something? i dunno if she has much..??
man it was just so awesome.
Anonymous
I just want to nibble, gnaw, chew, slurp and suck all the damn juicy meaty sauce she can churn into my greedy mouth, as she taunts me with a supercilious challenge to "Eat it you pig bastard, EAT IT ALL, you love having a face full of fuckin Baconator. Then when she comes, she comes HARD, smushes my face all around, screaming "LIVIN' LARGE MY FRIEND!!!!!"
Anonymous
She's from Birmingham, AL. Her name is Morgan Smith married Morgan Smith Goodwin. Changed her FB name to keep weirdos from finding her and friending her personal FB account. She's an AMAZING singer and dancer and excellent actress. A total nerd and foodie and she's so sweet you want to hate her cause she's the total package and humble and a goofball to boot, but you can't.
Anonymous
The Bible isn't contradictory. Terrible analogy.
Anonymous
She's a natural dark blonde~ from Alabama, she's 28 or 29, she's a very talented musician and she's hyperactive. The rest, she keeps it secret and we should respect her choice. She's not an hollywood star. Keep the paparazzis away from her.
Anonymous
Truly never touches the meat. I am guessing she is vegetarian.
juneauej
I don't think most people actually consume the food in commercials. I don't think that most of the time, it's real food. http://gizmodo.com/5919811/the-photographic-tricks-that-make-mcdonalds-burgers-look-good
brodell
How is there no discussion about who actually IS the hot redhead Wendy's girl?! According to many sources, she is Morgan Smith, however, Wendy McColm has came up numerous times as well. McColm also creates these funny youtube videos as previously mentioned:
http://www.youtube.com/user/wendymccolm
We need to get to the bottom of this!
Personally, I think she's just going by two different names.
Anonymous
I'd hit it.
Bob H
Wow she really is smoking hot! And your right, you cantake your eyes off of her! Mesmerizing, gorgeous, and omg cute!
Anonymous
Thought she might have been Dave Thomas's grand daughter, but no indication of that on Wikipedia.
She does not have her own page on Wikipedia yet, so I guess she hasn't made it big.
Perhaps the next Bond girl. Or in Iron Man; She could give Pepper a run for the money.