Everything stinks till it’s finished.
— Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) March 20, 2015
DR. SEUSS#amwriting #writing pic.twitter.com/2waJSFVOOy
No one is put off by convoluted continuity when the story is good. Story's the engine that can outrun the cops.
— Phillip Hester (@philhester) April 2, 2015
I take cheese curds medicinally.
— Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) April 17, 2015
Subtweet of the day: if you insist on playing Devil's Advocate, people have every right to think you agree with the devil.
— Annalee (@LeeFlower) April 21, 2015
If you really need an oxford comma to know not to eat your grandmother, you're not as smart as you think you are.
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) May 7, 2015
The most compelling argument for the Oxford comma. pic.twitter.com/xGronjOIVZ
— Laura Zats (@LZats) May 13, 2015
Look, the main problem with the new Hamburglar is: how’s anyone supposed to climb up into a giant plastic version of that guy’s head?
— Catherynne Valente (@catvalente) May 14, 2015
You try holding Rapunzel's hair when she's drunk and throwing up. #DisneyPrincessProblems
— Dementropy (@Dementropy) May 22, 2015
smoking cigarettes and eating sandwiches with all the other time travelers waiting outside the hospital where hitlers mother is giving birth
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) May 25, 2015
It's truly difficult to know when they know better than you, and when you know better than them.
— Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye) June 15, 2015
Thank you to the thousands of people who participated in the creation and distribution of the various ingredients I just put in my nachos.
— Hank (💚🦆) Green (@hankgreen) June 19, 2015
Shoutout to all the #Titansgrave fans who are watching #USAvsJPN and are cheering "Five goals and a party!"
— Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton (@wilw) July 6, 2015
A4: I loved @jmattmiller comparison to Doctors. We demand our Dr. use the best method for fastest healing. Why less for teach #DitchBook
— Sarah Bosch (@sbosch_spps) July 10, 2015
Criticizing comics for lack of diversity w/o calling attention to those putting in work means you're actually contributing to the problem.
— David F Walker (@DavidWalker1201) July 21, 2015
In this bank waiting area, a little girl just finished reading a book. She put it down, patted the cover, and said, "thank you, book!"
— Maggie Stiefvater (@mstiefvater) July 28, 2015
This is how real men shoot animals pic.twitter.com/xp18ScQlge
— Michael McCrossan (@MickeyGorbal) July 29, 2015
@postsecret Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. -Margaret Atwood
— Dr Victoria McCollum (@Vic_McC) August 6, 2015
@BradBirdA113 #VinDiesel #JenniferAniston #TedHughes #ChristopherMcDonald pic.twitter.com/jvuyKpLPMS
— Quoted (@TheQuotedWord) September 1, 2015
How do they get the hurricanes to arrive in alphabetical order tho
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 31, 2015
I don’t even own fish and I want to make an aquarium like this. pic.twitter.com/secncU2VqD
— "The Magnificent, Blood-soaked Sparklepony" (@JonathanBarkan) September 6, 2015
"I lay on the bed and lost myself in the stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyway." #OceanAtTheEndOfTheLane
— Neil Gaiman Quotes (@GaimanQuotes) September 9, 2015
The worst part of being a centaur is that it must be impossible to jerk yourself off.
— 🚨sandor clegane intellectual🚨 (@chachch_changes) September 13, 2015
God would this girl stop being so melodramatic it's BARELY EVEN DRIZZLING
— Sensitive Enjolras (@enjolrasthewimp) May 31, 2015
Guys I know most of you are profusely bleeding but if you could please just stay in key
— Sensitive Enjolras (@enjolrasthewimp) August 7, 2014
I'm watching through @parksandrecnbc for the 2nd time. The characters are fucking incredible & the writing is insanely genius #goalsforreal
— Tamara Lynn Chambers (@TamaraLChambers) October 9, 2015
