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    Are Cops Just Grown-Up Bullies?

    I wasn’t originally going to post this editorial, but I heard something recently that made me revisit it (and I’ll get to that later). I hate to disparage anyone in the corps that protects our country. Events like Hurricane Sandy and multiple psycho shootings (Aurora, Empire State Building, the Wisconsin Sikh temple) show how necessary a police force is. I guess the problem isn’t the big things, it’s the little things. But what is the deal with the police’s public image? Do you watch PSAs? They’re more about intimidation and scare tactics than protecting people. I know drunk driving is illegal and dangerous. But the message isn’t “please protect yourself”, it’s…

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    These Days

    These days. I’m more interested in writing my erotic fan fiction than working on anything publishable. Not sure why that is. Maybe it’s the sexual nature of it — gets me excited. Maybe cause I know I can’t get rejected from fan fiction. Sure my acceptance ratio is 10%, higher than normal. But some days, especially during this winter season, it feels like playing handball against the curtains. And writing queries and submitting short stories is such a pain in the ass. I don’t care that each agent has different requirements, I’m fine with that. But each one is always in some different place on the website. In a different…

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    The Year in Statistics

    Let’s take a look at the year end statistics for the blog, just because it interests me. Demographics This year, we got 20,000 page views and 14,000 visitors. 93% of those were new. That’s a slight improvement from last year, which had 2,000 views and 1,700 visitors. Just slight. That’s mostly thanks to two big spikes, which I’ll talk about in a minute. Most of you come from the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. No surprise there. 38% of you use Firefox and 28% use Chrome. Good for you. But there’s still 14% of you using IE. For shame. Also .08% of you are are using something called RockMelt. What…

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    My 500th Post

    If you can tell by the modest graphic, this makes post 500. To be honest, I’ve really got nothing special to say, except to give a look back at the progress of the blog from its inception in 2/12/2007, before my first kid was even born. I started it as a way to “keep honest” when writing my first novel (the first meant for mainstream publishing). And mostly, I wrote about being depressed about how poorly the writing was going. I never wrote about when the writing was going good. I’m not sure if it ever was. I complained about slumps, I complained about time, I complained about everything. It…

  • 400th Post

    Yes, I’ve truly written or posted some snippet of interest that floats in my brain 400 times.  I wanted to commemorate this occasion with some big list, or some picture, or taping bacon to a cat, but I couldn’t think of anything.  Also, I have no cat, and bacon it too precious to fasten to domestic animals.  I’m not made of money.  So instead, here is a picture, not created by me.  But let’s just say it’s a hint of the next novel I plan to write after Mermaid Story is done.

  • ISTJ

    ISTJ Introverted: 100% Sensing: 25% Thinking: 38% Judging: 72% This is me. This is the results of my Myers-Briggs personality test. I am very introverted and very judging. I am not intuitive or perceptive (as my wife will attest to). And it’s probably not going to change. This is who I am, and who I’ll continue to be. 100% introverted is pretty bad. I think it basically means that if everyone else fell off the world, I would be happy. Which is a little disturbing if you can view it objectively like I can (since I’m capital-J Judging). Of course, I don’t want everyone to fall off the world. Who…

  • A Little Interview

    Here’s a little self-interview I gleaned from Stir Your Tea’s interview with the guy from Pimp My Novel, with some editations for content and meaning. Tell us about why you started blogging? Around February 2007, I started getting bored with writing in my diary. It was rant after rant, griping and whining, and I was just getting sick of it. There were month long gaps in-between entries because it burned too many calories to crack open the diary unless I had a lot to say. But mainly, the whole purpose behind writing a diary was because I was afraid of dying, and that if I died no one would remember…

  • The Obligatory About Me Entry

    Who are you? My name’s Eric. I’m a writer and a software engineer. This blog is more about the writing aspect, although, really, I comment on whatever I want to. Lots of video game talk, movies, Disney princesses, books, and being irritated at people who use the word “irregardless”. It’s “disirregardless”. I am 6’0″. My sign is Taurus. My blood type is O positive. When and where were you born? I was born in Minnesota in 1981, lived in the metro area until I went to college in Eau Claire, WI. Then moved back to the MN metro area and now live in the sub-suburbs. What was your first job…