Previous Editions: First, Second, Fifty More Tweets Twenty years ago, seeing a bra would have made my day. Now, it’s just… laundry. — Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) March 10, 2013 Debating with @ElisaInTime over whether or not vampires poop. I think they totally do. #vampirepoop — Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) March 11, 2013 That’s it. I’m going to start telling non-Catholics that the Pope is actually a Time Lord. He’s on his 266th regeneration. — Antonella Inserra (@Nellachronism) March 13, 2013 A person should only ever suffer for what they do to their own body, NOT for what someone does to theirs. #steubenville #commonFUCKINGsense — Antonella Inserra (@Nellachronism) March 20, 2013 I…
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50 More Tweets
Previous Editions: First, Second Lego is launching a product line for girls. Someone should tell them that they already have one; its called legos.— Michael Labriola (@mlabriola) December 18, 2011 Has Santa EVER managed to make it through Christmas without the help of some random childrens’ show character(s)? #fb— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) December 23, 2011 Someone sent me a Tonberry and some t-shirts for my birthday! Thank you!— Noah Antwiler (@TheSpoonyOne) December 26, 2011 Wait, is that Tonberry moving? OSHI– #EverybodysGrudge— Noah Antwiler (@TheSpoonyOne) December 26, 2011 I Predict! With The Muppets a smash hit, professional puppetry will soon be flooded with cynical bastards just out for a buck.—…
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My Next Top 50 Tweets
Previous Post: My First 50 Favorite Tweets Playable Character by @theWallflower00 from the @dunesteef podcast. Is a fantastic story and must listen for geeks. http://bit.ly/hWh3dC — leogodin217 (@Leo_Godin) March 9, 2011 Is going to celebrate Ash Wednesday the proper way- by grabbing my boomstick, slipping on my chainsaw hand & reading thru the Necronomicon — Anton Strout (@antonstrout) March 9, 2011 Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. ~Anton Chekhov — Lulu.com (@Luludotcom) March 19, 2011 Hangover 3 premise- they wake up and realize there’s nothing funny about substance abuse. (via @eddiepepitone) — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 4, 2011 Everybody…
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My First 50 Favorite Tweets
For those who don’t know, I’m also on Twitter (@theWallflower00). I don’t tweet very often, but I like reading them when I need to kill some time. And there’s a lot of wisdom and humor that gets thrown away into the oblivion of the Internet. I just favorited my fiftieth tweet, so I thought I’d kill some time and share the ones that tickled my fancy. John Fugelsang Archaeologists now believe the Mayans were only warning us about the MOVIE 2012. Seth Meyers “With the twittering and the tweetering and the the tootering…” #LikelyLineFromNextCosbyStandUpSpecial Fake AP Stylebook Avoid overuse of commas, as our insurance doesn’t cover that kind of long-term…