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    New Fan Fiction: Red Hands (Metroid)

    I always try to keep my writing skills sharp by trying different things. And fan fiction is a great safe way to do that while still getting work in front of some eyes (and me getting some accolades). As a child, Samus made a promise to a dying Chozo. To fulfill that promise as an adult she must travel to a moon colony beyond the boundaries of Galactic Federation space. Caught between duty and loyalty, she must gain access by accepting a dangerous mission defending a planet-destroying reactor. Are its attackers phantoms, space pirates, or something else? Find the full text below the cut, or go to one of these…

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    New Fan Fiction: Scapegoat (Mega Man X)

    Here’s another little one-shot that I got inspired to write after listening to an episode of Gunsmoke. A Western combined with a science fiction robot war? I can’t wait! After Zero’s propensity for violence gets him demoted, he’s paired for the first time with the rookie Mega Man X. They thought their mission to deliver a data package to a technology company would be routine. But when they arrive, the office is empty. Or is it? Find the full text below the cut, or go to one of these links for different formats.–Microsoft Word (.DOC) format–Plain Text (.TXT) format–HTML format–EPUB Format-FanFiction.net-Archive of Our Own (AO3)

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    New Fan Fiction: The Village Under Shadow (Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

    Sorry, it’s not erotica this time. Just a one-shot adventure I got inspired to write after seeing “The Witcher” on Netflix. I wrote it just for fun, and I hope you have fun too. As Hyrule recovers from the Great Calamity, Link is given an old mystery. A hundred years ago, a giant golden colossus appeared over a distant village. What is it? What does it want? Is it a blessing or a curse? Is it even still there? Link is tasked to find out, but will the village even let him? Find the full text below the cut, or go to one of these links for different formats.–Microsoft Word…

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    Reprise: A Disney Princess Adventure

    So today is the premiere of what I was working on writing-wise for the past year/year-and-a-half. Behold! Reprise by Eric J. Juneau A Frozen/Tangled/The Little Mermaid crossover Three princesses. Three curses. One adventure. Rapunzel’s magic hair spontaneously grows back, Ariel regains her mermaid tail, and winter returns to Arendelle. One year after their most meaningful trials and triumphs, something has taken away what they worked so hard to gain. As they leave the safety of their own kingdoms, fate is about to drive these strangers together across oceans, over mountains, into the depths of the sea, and even through the river of time itself. But will their differences stop them…

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    The Year in Writing

    This has not been a great year for writing.  I finished Defender and started sending out the queries.  Only two agents bit.  The rest never responded or sent rejections.  This is my third novel I’ve written with intent for publication and again, no one was interested.  I know most novelists don’t get their first novel published.  A lot don’t get their second.  But three novels with ~93 rejections a piece?  I am doing something seriously wrong. Art is one of those things where no one can tell you what you’re doing wrong.  When you put together a bunch of ingredients that don’t work together, no one can tell you how…

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    New Fan Fiction: The Upgrades (Mega Man/Roll)

    I decided to try my hand at writing some erotica again, this time with a lot more edge, a lot more filth, and a lot more offensive material. I present to you “The Upgrades”. Mega Man asks Dr. Light to make him more biologically complete. Roll finds out and asks for the same. But what will they do when they realize they are the only two robots on Earth with genitalia? So like Milk and Honey, take note. This is an adult story with lots of adult graphic sex and description. It’s even worse this time because it contains lots of trigger warnings like (spoilers) incest, rape, and BDSM for starters. Find…

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    New Year’s Resolutions

    Blog more? Yeah, you know I’m not going to do that.  The truth is I usually blog when I have spare time at work, and I haven’t had any of that lately.  New contracting assignments will do that to you. Any spare time I do have has been taken up by trying to finish this one work that’s been nagging at me (and that’s in addition to my hourly lunch break writing, which is only dedicated to pieces which should be publishable).  I won’t tell you what it is yet, but here’s a clue. Sadly the story is not as epic as the picture.  Nor as family-friendly. Ooh, what does…

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    Late to the Game: Skyward Sword: The Wrap-Up

    After 53 hours and about a year of playing with my wife, trading back and forth, we finally finished The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword this Friday. And as I promised, I will give you my opinion on the full experience. Now remember, I am a big Zelda fan. I’ve played just about every game multiple times. The only ones I’ve missed are some of the portable ones (Spirit Tracks, Phantom Hourglass, and Four Swords w/ Link’s Awakening DX), and the CD-I games (which no one counts anyway). That’s a total of twelve Zelda games. Not to mention some of the best fan fiction I’ve written has been from Zelda.…

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    Featured Fan Fiction: The Complete Set

    Well, I’ve finished my Featured Fan Fiction series, so here’s the complete set. If you need more to whet your appetite, try looking at the authors and stories I’ve favorited on FanFiction.net. There’s more there than what I’ve featured, and it’s all worth a look. The Intro Mortal Kombat: “The Coming of Winter” Final Fantasy VIII: “Sowing the SeeDs” Final Fantasy VII: “Sunshine in Winter” Neon Genesis Evangelion: “EVA-R” Final Fantasy VII: “Devotion” Final Fantasy VIII: “Crimson Lies” Trigun: “When Dreams Change” Final Fantasy VIII: “Balamb Garden’s Yuletide Vacation” Final Fantasy VII: “Deus Ex Jenova” Neon Genesis Evangelion: “The One I Love Is…” Final Fantasy VIII: “Castles in the Sky”…