Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees is now on a five-day promotion until St. Patrick’s Day (because leprechauns are as close as we get to having a holiday for dwarves).
That means you can get it for FREE. I mean, the book was only 99 cents before, but it being FREE means you don’t even have to pay tax. Here are some other things that are free.
The love of a child
Clean teeth
The common cold
A library card
Most cardboard boxes
A stick
Networking
Pre-chewed gum
Bad poetry
Game of Thrones spoilers
True love’s first kiss
A monkey
… and much, much more.
So you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Hey, at the least you can fill out your virtual bookshelf without taking up much space.








