Free Book! – Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees

Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees is now on a five-day promotion until St. Patrick’s Day (because leprechauns are as close as we get to having a holiday for dwarves).

That means you can get it for FREE. I mean, the book was only 99 cents before, but it being FREE means you don’t even have to pay tax. Here are some other things that are free.

The love of a child
Clean teeth
The common cold
A library card
Most cardboard boxes
A stick
Networking
Pre-chewed gum
Bad poetry
Game of Thrones spoilers
True love’s first kiss
A monkey
… and much, much more.

So you’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Hey, at the least you can fill out your virtual bookshelf without taking up much space.

Eric Juneau is a software engineer and novelist on his lunch breaks. In 2016, his first novel, Merm-8, was published by eTreasures. He lives in, was born in, and refuses to leave, Minnesota. You can find him talking about movies, video games, and Disney princesses at http://www.ericjuneaubooks.com where he details his journey to become a capital A Author.

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