• daily show jordan searles

    The Philando Castile Verdict

    When I saw it I was like, well that’s going to fucking haunt me for a while. This cop was scared, but something inside him wanted to pull out his gun. Because when a guy says “I have a weapon on me” he’s saying it because he’s not going to shoot you. If he was going to shoot, he wouldn’t have said anything. Even the dumbest criminal knows about the element of surprise. It’s built into our nature right down to the sponges and amoebas. If you don’t show your teeth, passerby shrimp are going to think you’re a rock. So I mean, just apply an ounce of reason to…