You know what’d be an awesome concept for a movie? If Herbie the Love Bug fell in love with Christine, the murdering car from the Stephen King novel/movie. Herbie’s a cute, innocent guy from the suburbs. He doesn’t have much for power, but he’s got a lot of heart, and he’ll never give up on you. He’s a “love” bug, after all. Christine, however, is a girl from the wrong side of the tracks. You fuck her over, she will ride into your living room, climb up your stairs, and dig her front tires into your lungs. But Herbie sees Christine at the [INSERT NAME OF GENERIC INTERNATIONAL CAR RACE…