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    Princess Peach in Punch-Out? Preposterous!

    I just saw on Punch-Out!! – Did You Know Gaming? (relevant section) that Princess Peach was planned to be in Wii Punch-Out. That fired all kinds of neurons in my brain, since it’s been thinking about women and stories and video games. It can’t be denied that there are a lot of video games out there that are unkind towards women. There are lots of games with good women too — well-rounded characters that exist beyond a simple goal to be obtained. Princess Peach is not one of them. She has a presence in nearly every Mario game, but when she’s not a simple option for Mario Kart or placeholder,…

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    Top Five Movies That Need to Be Remade

    These days you can’t get ten feet out of your driveway with running into a movie remake, either one in progress or one that’s already released. On the day that every single movie in a cineplex is an original film, not based on anything, not a sequel or a remake, I will futterwacken… vigorously. But while people talk about the influx of remakes and crap films based on movies or TV series that were popular in the 1980’s (I know there’s a Munsters movie someone’s thinking about somewhere), fewer people remember the movies that deserve to be remade. Movies that had great, original concepts, but fizzled due to ignorant directors,…

  • Some Days You Don’t Feel Like Writing 2

    I’m taking a brief break from composing the outline for Mermaid Story to do look at some of the critiques that have been sent in for Black Hole Son so far. I’m integrating the obvious ones in (grammar and punctuation and the like), and making notes about the more global things to fix. The writing attitude has not been good lately. I feel like I’ve been in a rut. I know I say this every so often, but some periods (in units of days), I can only think of bad memories, and they make me shudder. I can’t think of any good memories, or the good memories have no pleasant…