I have a cold. Super miserable. Napped each day for the past week. Don’t feel like doing anything. Everyone in house is miserable for different reasons. Not getting sleep. More blogs to come.
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Sketti
I think I have a strong stomach. I’ve seen people eat weird shit. I’ve seen a few episodes of Fear Factor and Survivor where they’re eating cockroaches and spiders. I’ve seen lots of horror movies and Japanese pornography. I’m no stranger to gooshy visuals. But for some reason I have never been more nauseous looking at sketti from “Honey Boo Boo”. Starts at 2:54 Sketti is made with noodles, ketchup, and melted butter patties and I am getting ill just writing that. There is nothing more indicative of trailer trash than the food one eats. I thought it was bad when I saw Britney Spears dad making “cheese grits” in…
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I’ve Been Sick
Last Wednesday I went to the hospital for either aseptic meningitis or viral encephalitis (the tests aren’t back yet). I had been a constant headache all last week and was too nauseous to eat or drink. This dehydrated me. Once I got to the doctor’s office, my mental state started slipping. I couldn’t speak. I called my wife by my daughter’s name. I couldn’t understand what people were saying to me. I was admitted to the ER where they did all sorts of fun stuff to me — spinal taps, MRI, anti-virals, anti-bacterials, morphine, percoset, IVs full of yummy chemicals, and lots of machines that go *PING* that let me…
