I told my wife I had no New Year’s resolutions this year. After some time in January thinking about it, I realize I was wrong. I do want to do some things that will improve my personhood. I’m not sure why this came to me. Maybe Christmas burned me out. Maybe after Merm-8 dropped, the thrill has diminished. Blog popularity is down, writing is tepid. Maybe I’m looking for something to do besides watching Parks & Recreation every night (although it’s worth it). Option One: Learn Guitar I keep drifting in and out of music. My dad played music all his life — guitar and accordion. Played rhythm guitar in…