Here’s a little warm-up I wrote today. Murder is legal as long as the murder weapon is a pineapple. So the first rule is “never eat a pineapple”. It’s too easy to inject or lace a pineapple with strychnine or cyanide. So more fruity Hawaiian drinks. No more canned fruit cocktails. And no more pineapple on pizza, which put an end to that debate quickly. We’re lucky it had to be pure pineapple, not pineapple and poison mixed in with something to disguise the taste. A cynical man would think that demand for pineapple would be driven up, even if the fruit was no longer consumed. In actuality, pineapple plantations…