Hi there… In case you haven’t noticed, I haven’t posted much original material up here lately. The writing is going… well, it’s going. At least I haven’t given up on it, I can say that. I finished revising draft 3 of Dwarves of Katie Elder, but I kinda sped through the end. Because, like I said in a previous post, I’m not going to do all those big changes that alter the story and add filler. And frankly, I was getting sick of it. But I feel like I’ve said all I need to say in terms of blog posts. I’ve made my peace with video game storytelling. I’ve gone…
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Last Day to Get “Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees” Free
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Today’s your last day to get Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees on your kindle for Free. Free. Free. FREE! Come on, man. All I want is for people to read my stuff. It’s not a long thing, it’s just a novella. 33,000 words or so. That’s not much commitment, is it? Come on, make a guy feel good. If you don’t, you’ll make this puppy sad. You don’t want a sad puppy, do you? What are you, a communist? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that communist bit. I was being insensitive. But, please, just pick up a copy. It won’t cost you anything.
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Get My Free Book – Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees
For St. Patrick’s Day (the only other holiday involving short people is Christmas, and that’s its whole other kettle of fish), I’m offering Dwarves Can’t Climb Trees for free. Here are some fun facts about dwarves from my book. Dwarves are an egalitarian society of warriors, miners, and craftsmen. There are six kingdoms/regions. One is in a cold, glacier region. Another is near an active fissure vent that the citizens have to tunnel around to prevent eruption The one in this book takes place in Oakhaven, which is a tall mountain with a lot of snow. In summer, the snow melts and funnels into a river full of meltwater that’s…
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You Can Get a Sweet Novella for Free Right Now
Have you hugged your book today? Don’t have one to hug? Try one of mine! You have until St. Patrick’s Day to pick up my free book. But act now, these deals won’t last forever. After March 17th, the price goes back up to the unaffordable cost of $0.99. Only the 1% will be able to afford it, but you have this unique opportunity. Here are some pictures that inspired the book:
