My daughters are 5 and 7. My wife loves Star Wars so they’ve seen the movie before. They kinda know what happens in it, they know who the characters are, but they don’t quite know how they glue together. Now imagine that you’re the Dad, who can’t open one web page without stepping into a full analysis of why Wicket is the best/worst Ewok. The result is the five-year-old can’t stop asking questions and the seven-year-old gets emotionally distraught because Darth Vader (who is her favorite character for reasons I can’t fathom) dies at the end. You get a frustrated daddy. That’s what. I’ve got to read all of Jabba…