So yesterday I went for some new supplies hammer. It wasn’t easy — you need to find one that fits your personality. John Scalzi has the “Mallet of Loving Correction”, so I clearly can’t duplicate that. The store I went to has a pretty nice collection, but most of them didn’t fit me. Too small Too big The salesman told me this one was used by a little, old Outworld emperor who only used it on weekends. Too cheap Too expensive Too springy What the hell is that? Okay, now really… Come on, what kind of salesman is this? I thought he’d know his hammers at least… He chased me…