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Analyzing the Disney Villains: Man (Bambi)

Origin: Bambi (1942)

Oooh, I’ve been waiting for this one (rubs hands gleefully).

Fuck this villain. This guy makes every top ten list, but he’s nothing. He’s NOTHING, guys. He’s just a pair of hands in the bushes. You might as well make the iceberg the villain of Titanic. I like that he kills the stupid animals. You know who’s a better villain in this movie? Ronno (the deer that fights Bambi for Faline). He didn’t have any lines either.

man bambi hand

Motivation: I’ve already talked about hunting. (A lot of villain sportsmen in Disney, aren’t there? And there are still a few to go.) But I’m not against it. Nevertheless, what this guy is doing isn’t hunting. I don’t know if he’s even collecting the carcass. For all I know he’s Ted Kaczynski in his shack or drunkenly running around with his buddies. You might as well call him “Gun”. And it misrepresents the activity of hunting.

strengths bambi quail man

Character Strengths: I wish I could put something here, but I can’t because Disney never shows the villain. Instead they show twee animals flitting around being twee. Maybe “accuracy” would apply here.

bambi sad snow

Evilness: Everyone criticizes Man for killing Bambi’s mom and breaking their widdle hearts. Yes, he did kill a deer with a child, which is illegal to do in most of the U.S. But the original book was written in Austria. And if you’re hunting for food, you’ve got to take them when you can get them. He didn’t kill her out of malice or vengeance or insanity. This villain is not us, it is a force of nature, at least according to the animals in the forest. Man is the hand of God — a superior species that is incomprehensible by lesser creatures.

bambi tools man

Tools: I guess he has some dogs, but they are probably the worst hunting dogs in the world. And I don’t even know anything about hunting. First, he’s got like eight of them. Second, they’re huge, like Cujo’s slightly thinner cousins. If they caught Bambi, they’d chew him to the bone before Man even got to him. The hyenas in Lion King weren’t as vicious, and they were wild animals.

bambi wallpaper butterfly tail

Complement to the Hero: I think Bambi might be already dead, because he must be in heaven. There are no bears or cougars or predators in this paradise. The only thing they’re afraid of is big bad Man, the clumsiest of species. Bambi is supposed to be the “Prince of the Forest”, but what are his duties anyway? And why is his deadbeat dad never addressed?

complement bambi

Fatal Flaw: I dunna. When you make the antagonist a pair of hands, it’s kind of hard to give him something to relate to. For all we know, he’s up there in the bushes off camera to the right, pointing a Remington at Bambi’s head.

bambi method of death fire

Method of Defeat/Death: Does not apply. The villain never dies. Originally, Man was to ironically die in the fire he started, but that was cut when they changed his presentation to little better than a ghost. So like I said: don’t hate the player, hate the game.

obama skeet shooting at bambi

Final Rating: 1 star

Clayton (Tarzan)
The Horned King (The Black Cauldron)
Mother Gothel (Tangled)
Cobra Bubbles (Lilo and Stitch)
Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians)
Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
Amos Slade (The Fox and the Hound)
Madam Mim (The Sword in the Stone)
Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Scar (The Lion King)
Prince John (Robin Hood)
Edgar (The Aristocats)
Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Eric Juneau is a software engineer and novelist on his lunch breaks. In 2016, his first novel, Merm-8, was published by eTreasures. He lives in, was born in, and refuses to leave, Minnesota. You can find him talking about movies, video games, and Disney princesses at where he details his journey to become a capital A Author.

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