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Random Thoughts

I am deathly afraid of being reincarnated as a bug. If you’re a bug, you’re basically guaranteed to die a horrible death. Either your wife is going to kill you and eat you, likely by ripping off your head. Or you can be torn limb from limb in a battle with some rival bugs. But most likely, you’re going to be eaten by frog or a bird, swallowed whole, and slowly digested while you’re still alive, like the Sarlaac Pit Monster in Star Wars. Bugs don’t die of old age.

Eric J. Juneau

Eric Juneau is a software engineer and novelist on his lunch breaks. In 2016, his first novel, Merm-8, was published by eTreasures. He lives in, was born in, and refuses to leave, Minnesota. You can find him talking about movies, video games, and Disney princesses at where he details his journey to become a capital A Author.

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